Phat Not Real Gold Chain
Phat Not Real Gold Chain
Phat Not Real Gold Chain
Phat Not Real Gold Chain

Phat Not Real Gold Chain

Regular price £18.00

Sometimes your look just isn't complete without a bigass Run DMC gold chain. However, we're not the sort of people who would spend this type of stupid money on something so superficial* so that's where this piece comes in. Because, just between you and me, it ain't real gold. But it's better, because a real gold chain of this size would weigh so much you wouldn't even be able to wear it.

Length 32"

Pictured with our Logo T-shirt in black worn over our Ultra Baggy T-shirt in white, High Shine Hooligan Trackies in black and Reversible Bucket Hat in white & navy.

*I know, you're not supposed to say the word "superficial" when you're selling fashion, but hey it's a superficial industry, yet we are deep people, right? So that cancels it out, cos shit's only superficial when it's unknowingly so. Like how you got "acting basic" and actual basic, which are two completely different things, there's bling and there's "acting bling". There, we've invented a new marketing buzz term for 2017.